The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their good and succinct wit. Every week, HuffPost Girls rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll by way of this week’s nice tweets from girls, then go to our “Funniest Tweets From Girls” web page for previous roundups.
Love when no person is on the airport however TSA nonetheless makes you undergo the rope maze to get to them. Like sure go off I’m your little rat.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) January 9, 2023
My mother’s 60-something pal was arrange with a 67-year-old man who's “not in search of something severe” in case you assume that ever ends
— Sara Ok. Runnels (@omgskr) January 8, 2023
My favourite factor about Lease the Runway is sleeping in a $700 sweater for no cause.
— CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) January 10, 2023
I went on a hike with my mom and when she noticed a chipmunk consuming an acorn she shook her head and mentioned “he’s making an enormous mess”
— muna (@Muna_Mire) January 8, 2023
locking up the cleaning soap?? there’s nothing i’d like ppl to steal greater than this pic.twitter.com/8ELC7WJiXk
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) January 7, 2023
being an auntie is so enjoyable I simply make shit up. I instructed my niece I've t-mobile and t-mobile don’t acquired the fitting satellites to play jojo siwa music
— alex (@turntineforwhat) January 8, 2023
No piece of comedy is as humorous as your pal unintentionally saying a phrase a little bit bit mistaken
— limp brittzkit (@Brittymigs) January 8, 2023
I’m a nepo child (my dad and mom by no means kicked me off their cellphone plan)
— Amy Wong (@amyewong) January 10, 2023
Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna get monetary savings however imma say sure when you do. pic.twitter.com/XWnZg1YmTw
— Lazzyyyyyy (@em_Lazzy) January 7, 2023
it is really loopy we found out find out how to develop actual diamonds which are cheaper and higher high quality than the actual factor and so many individuals are nonetheless like, no thanks the struggling is what makes it particular.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) January 10, 2023
The 12 months is 2042. New York Metropolis is underwater. As I get on the final shuttle certain for Earth 2, I obtain a push alert on my cellphone: Prince Harry Admits in Memoir ‘Spare’ That …
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) January 10, 2023
I don't need to enter my two issue authentication code. I need to feed an apple to a horse
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 9, 2023
why does she have two totally different hairstyles https://t.co/HiC7jT5dax
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) January 10, 2023
Hilary Duff please make this rain STOP.
— Taylor Banks (@MsTaylorBanks) January 10, 2023
Film Pitch: Jennifer Coolidge and Owen Wilson simply saying “wow” at one another.
— Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes) January 11, 2023
he desires me to throw This pic.twitter.com/Sacv0xC01g
— molly taft (@mollytaft) January 7, 2023
simply noticed a child in petsmart along with his fingers and face pressed towards an adoptable cat's glass cage telling the cat they should "kind a plan" as a result of his mother mentioned no and whispering his full dwelling deal with to the cat. i believe the youngsters will likely be alright
— haley (@feederofcats) January 9, 2023
no extra enjoyable information. i need to hear a scary, unsettling truth about you
— trash jones (@jzux) January 9, 2023
Each time I’m feeling down, I bear in mind the corporate dinner when an intern turned to our CEO and requested, “Who're you?”
— Kat Lewis (@katjolewis) January 9, 2023
consuming much less has been nice for me as a result of it signifies that it now solely takes me two sips of a gin and tonic to textual content all my mates individually about how particular and valued they're
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) January 10, 2023
My mother texts me images of myself on CNN day-after-day pic.twitter.com/RsGw6cQGGK
— Celina Tebor (@CelinaTebor) January 11, 2023
bolsonaro consuming kfc for the primary time then instantly being rushed to the hospital is extra proof for my principle that the american intestine biome is uniquely sturdy and the first device we've to keep up our dominance as a world superpower into the twenty first century
— lauren (@NotABigJerk) January 9, 2023
fuck wine tasting is soup tasting a factor??? making an attempt a great deal of soups with contemporary bread??? please??? anybody else???
— Em (@SleepyEm1) January 10, 2023
If I had a nickel for each time I noticed a rich British ginger try to persuade their dad to not marry an evil stepmom and transfer right into a California mansion, I’d have two nickels. It isn’t loads but it surely’s bizarre that it occurred twice. pic.twitter.com/IcwkoyQdO4
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) January 10, 2023
in the present day I walked previous probably the most stunning bookshelf and determined this was the time the place I might purchase one thing stunning on a whim and personal it perpetually. I regarded on the price ticket and the fucker was 70 thousand dollars.
— natalie tran (@natalietran) January 12, 2023
Grandma: I checked your e-book out from the library, however I wrinkled it a little bit bit earlier than I returned it, so individuals would know it is widespread.
— Kelly Ohlert (@KellyOhlert) January 11, 2023
I am retiring from advertising and marketing. Grandma is taking on.
loopy how this single picture was 90% of the advertising and marketing for this present https://t.co/6B37WBobZD
— amanda (@amandabb__) January 11, 2023
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