MAKE-UP artist Isabella Woolf, 25, lives together with her long-term accomplice Rob Andrews, 32, a automobile rental supervisor, in Liverpool.
Isabella says: “For our third anniversary we rented a cabin within the nation and ordered a great deal of intercourse toys, bondage gear and booze.
“Rob felt underneath stress to carry out the entire weekfinish so he purchased some Viagra off the web.
“We cracked open the champagne and one glass led to 3 bottles.
“The Viagra labored a deal with and we have been having a intercourse marathon.
"His manhood will need to have been struggling, however I didn’t discover as I used to be drunk.
“I jumped on high of him and heard a crack then noticed plenty of blood.
"He was in agony and thought he had damaged his member so we known as an ambulance.
"It was mortifying once they arrived. In all of the drama we’d forgotten to cover all of the intercourse toys, whips and chains.
"I might have died with embarrassment.
“On the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis. Happily it has recovered and it’s a shaggy dog story to inform our grandkids.”
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