Will Messi end up in England?

The Second Coming of Leo Messi is the dominant matter of dialog this Resurrection week within the pagan sector of Barcelona society, and absolutely additionally amongst devotees of the Christian religion.

Will Messi end up in England?

The Second Coming of Leo Messi is the dominant matter of dialog this Resurrection week within the pagan sector of Barcelona society, and absolutely additionally amongst devotees of the Christian religion. The issue is that, blinded by phantasm, they overlook that their soul is Muslim, that they've bought it to Saudi Sunnism.

What would be the subsequent step of the Messiah? His time at Paris Saint-Germain will come to an finish in the summertime, however in apply it's already over. He has by no means felt ardour for PSG. It was clearly a technique to win a whole lot of targets and keep in form for the World Cup. With the purpose achieved, it's clear that he cares little about his French workforce. PSG have not stopped shedding since Messi lifted the World Cup in December, and on Sunday, after a house defeat, the followers booed him, not for the primary time.

Messi's choices appear to be: u, return to Barça; two, to go to David Beckham's Inter Miami, or, three, to get well his rivalry with Cristiano Ronaldo within the Saudi League. I suggest a fourth choice: that he go to Newcastle United. I feel it might be the most effective for him, the one which reconciles all his wants.

Firstly, as a result of it might be the best technique to mix his two vocations, that of a footballer and that of an envoy for Saudi tourism. One in every of Newcastle's three first workforce shirts bears the colours of its house owners, these of the Saudi flag. The day Messi wore it we'd see one thing magical on the sector, the fusion of all the pieces he represents: soccer, advertising and marketing and ethical desert.

However there's extra. Whether it is true that now Messi's purpose is to keep up the extent to have the ability to lead the Argentine nationwide workforce within the Copa America, what higher place than probably the most aggressive league on this planet? He has by no means performed within the Premier League and succeeding within the nation of the "English pirates", the usurpers of the Falklands, is a problem that may carry him much more glory in his homeland.

Additionally, why not, it might carry pleasure to the long-suffering Newcastle followers, extra needy even than Barça's. Residing there for some time can be a gesture of kindness greater than sufficient to earn his place in heaven. Newcastle shouldn't be Barcelona. There is no such thing as a solar, no seashore and no Gaudí. It is a depressed, wet, chilly metropolis with a soccer membership that is the one purpose its folks do not succumb to the logic of collective suicide.

Based in 1892 (40 years earlier than Saudi Arabia), the north-east membership in England is a standard large that has not gained a significant trophy since 1955. All of the sudden, because the arrival of the wizards of ' Orient on the finish of 2021, they go like a practice. In the present day they're third within the Premier League. If Messi had been to affix, there can be probability that he may lengthen his streak of competing within the Champions League to twenty consecutive seasons.

And he would face a problem that would excite him: contributing, for the primary time because the creation of the Premier League in 1992, to a workforce with an English coach being proclaimed champion. Sure, that is proper. Two Scots, two Italians, one Portuguese, one French, one Spanish (or Catalan, if they like) and one Chilean have gained. However by no means an Englishman.

The present Newcastle coach, Eddie Howe, was not born in Santpedor or Setúbal, however in Amersham, within the county of Buckinghamshire, north of London. He is among the 4 English coaches within the Premier League. There have been eight when the 2022-2023 League started, together with well-known former gamers equivalent to Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard. The final to be fired was Graham Potter, on Sunday, after seven very unhappy months accountable for Chelsea.

The cliché is that the English are illiterate in relation to soccer. Fairly proper, given the information. Would not it's a perverse style for Messi to point out that solely with an important Argentine subsequent to him is an Englishman able to successful the Premier League? Would not it's one other finger within the pirates' wound and, furthermore, one other nice trophy to spherical off his triumphant profession? I do not know the way Messi's psychological processes function. He could not even know. However – forgive me the culers – going to Newcastle appears to be like like the right answer: they'd pay him greater than ever, he would elevate the Argentine flag over the perfidious Albion and he would greater than fulfill his mission as an evangelist of the sacred Saudi trigger.

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