The Last Supper (with parity)

In accordance with the directions of the Ministry of Equality, here's a draft for the modification of the 4 gospels with a view to promote gender equality.

In accordance with the directions of the Ministry of Equality, here's a draft for the modification of the 4 gospels with a view to promote gender equality.

In direction of night Jesus arrived with the twelve - the six apostles and the six apostles - they usually sat down on the desk. For it to be the Passover dinner, Jesus was not very excited.

- Come on, boys, cheer up, we'll take a bunch selfie. smile!

The apostles organized the desk with Jesus on the head and an alternation of gender in order that the apostles wouldn't be grouped collectively and spoil their dinner by arguing concerning the final night of the Roman circus.

-When you get collectively, both the gladiators come out otherwise you criticize the Sadducees and we aren't celebrating.

– My sister had a Sadducean boyfriend and he handled her like a queen.

At one level, Jesus started to clean the ft of the female and male disciples. Simona - and never as a result of she had already had a pedicure just a few days in the past - put bruises on Jesus, however to conclude the dialogue - and already in passing - she requested him to "wash my arms and head too".

Anticipating that it could finish at 1 / 4 to fifteen if everybody requested for arms, haircuts, dyeing and drying and to keep away from the everlasting dialogue about who was the favourite, Jesus added:

-He who has bathed solely wants to clean his ft (...) and you're clear, though not all of you.

The phrase fell like a bomb among the many apostles and apostles, who started to invest about what was identified.

- I believe that is due to Joana, who's younger. And since males are so silly once they see a younger girl...

- Perhaps it is me?, they mentioned one after the opposite.

- He'll let you know! Look how naive you're...

Jesus reduce off the gender dialogue to provide a clue.

– One of many twelve who eats the identical dish as me.

At this level, Petra grew up and dedicated herself to dying with the Messiah. Joana, then again, checked out Judas Iscariot, very quietly.

- What do you assume, apostle?