The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their sensible and succinct wit. Every week, HuffPost Girls rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll by way of this week’s nice tweets from girls, after which go to our “Funniest Tweets From Girls” web page for previous roundups.
“are you able to clarify the gaps in your resume?” sure that was after I labored actually bizarre jobs that I don’t need you to learn about
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 18, 2023
My dad confirmed me tips on how to change the oil in my automotive and I confirmed him you possibly can transfer the hood up and right down to make it appear to be the automotive is saying “nom nom nom I like oil scrumptious oil”
— Tots (@dumbface5000) April 19, 2023
Me: *sweating, in need of breath, questioning what number of extra minutes are left within the exercise*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 15, 2023
Health teacher: So now that we're accomplished with the warmup
When somebody is googling to truth test me and I do know I’m proper pic.twitter.com/BJvBn9oogr
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 18, 2023
girls weren't even allowed to have a bank card in their very own identify till 1974 so it is truly tremendous empowering of me to have three maxed out bank cards
— chase (@_chase_____) April 17, 2023
BECAUSE YOU ORDERED SOUP pic.twitter.com/L1oFLBnmcs
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) April 18, 2023
“so do you've any hobbies” yeah recently i’ve been actually into worrying
— actual U.S. senator trash jones (@jzux) April 17, 2023
in fact i’m gonna put all my eggs in a single basket??? what’s the choice, carrying like 12 totally different baskets for every egg? that’s impractical, i'd appear to be a idiot
— Alex Murdoch (@alexgmurd) April 17, 2023
“Siobhan, do you keep in mind after we first knew each other? The primary time in France after I flew to you? And it was that very troublesome time for you and I’d despatched you all these handwritten notes.. and also you have been carrying that very high-quality silk shirt.” pic.twitter.com/qaQ6BWtDBA
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) April 17, 2023
Sorry, however responding to “sir, you're yelling” with “SO IS THE BABY” whereas screaming a few child crying on an airplane is the funniest factor anybody has ever mentioned.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 19, 2023
lowkey in my laura ingalls wilder bag tonight (cooked a scrumptious porridge*, washed some garments by hand, mended a torn costume, studied a map for an upcoming journey)
— folu (@notfolu) April 21, 2023
the most important shock of at the moment is discovering out how many individuals care about Love Is Blind
— abby govindan (@abbygov) April 17, 2023
I am strolling with my chihuahua and a man on the road mentioned "yo, Taco Bell canine acquired a sizzling mother" and that is the one catcalling I'll tolerate.
— Lane Moore📕Los Angeles 4/23, NYC 4/29 (@hellolanemoore) April 15, 2023
no that is good allow them to discuss pic.twitter.com/QzffK1jDyL
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) April 20, 2023
Gown procuring is horrible as a result of I do know what I need (the inexperienced atonement costume) and I do know I'll by no means discover it
— Molly (@notrealMolly) April 20, 2023
everybody thinks they'd overprotective mother and father till i inform them that my mother wouldn’t let me go to the gymnasium on the day of the boston bombings as a result of “the killer remains to be at giant.” we didn’t even stay in massachusetts
— latke (@latkedelrey) April 18, 2023
The Crying Child discourse jogs my memory of when a FB good friend wrote a full paragraph explaining why mother and father who wrestle to assuage their infants shouldn’t convey them in public and his MOM replied “shut the fuck up D you had colic and explosive diarrhea the primary two yrs of your LIFE”
— Maladroithe (@Maladroithe) April 20, 2023
That is truly high-quality with me so long as they protect the inventive integrity of the undertaking by casting an enormous lesbian and a dude who's visibly plotting to kill his agent https://t.co/vrm0zX5ysL
— Lindsay King-Miller (@AskAQueerChick) April 20, 2023
Look, I am simply going to say it. It is fully unfair that my canine can not come on trip to Europe with me subsequent week. He works very exhausting and deserves to see the world too.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) April 20, 2023
taking good care of my outer little one (my son)
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 19, 2023
If you happen to can work out which nook of the clear sheet goes on which nook of the mattress on the primary attempt, I really feel like that’s what it's best to lead with in your resume.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 16, 2023
“ i assume as you grow old, being good on the web isn’t that cool anymore” -me desperately attempting to justify getting my “affected person portal” password incorrect 4 instances
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) April 19, 2023
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