Youngsters might say the darndest issues, however mother and fathertweet about them within the funniest methods. To that finish, we spherical up probably the most hilarious quips from mother and father on Twitter each week to unfold the enjoyment.
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My 17 yr previous simply dumped his girlfriend and now he’s trying to get his hoodie again . He’s in for one Hell of life classes
— toni stank (@Davszj) January 10, 2023
LA preschool is superior since you pay the value of two homes in Ohio for them to go from like 10am-2pm after which they're out sick each different week as a result of some child named McGyver who can’t eat gluten or dairy got here to highschool coated in snot.
— Luke Barnett (@LukeBarnett) January 9, 2023
Each dialog with a baby preparing for college within the winter ends with a mum or dad yelling, "FINE, THEN FREEZE."
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 12, 2023
Ideas and prayers. My little one who jokes nonstop concerning the planet Uranus has lately discovered concerning the nation of Djibouti.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 7, 2023
My 3-year-old is operating out of shit for me to do to delay his bedtime and it’s frankly getting more and more Dadaist? Final night time as I used to be closing the door he yelled “Wait! I want a…purple plate for below my pillow!”
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 9, 2023
Secret to peaceable parenting is to by no means inform your little one the plans for the day
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 11, 2023
Does anybody name that gunk you'll be able to generally get in your eyes “sleep”? My daughter simply heard me check with it as such and mocked me uncontrollably…anybody!??
— Jessie (@Jessiemackay) January 8, 2023
my daughters stuffed animal was drug examined within the airport safety line, so then i needed to clarify what medicine had been to my six yr previous, and now she thinks they sound cool
— That Mother Tho (@mom_tho) January 9, 2023
thanks tsa
Little children watch TV like they're in a parkour competitors. Simply sit down.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 10, 2023
Courting romance: share a candlelight dinner
— One Awkward Mother (@oneawkwardmom) January 8, 2023
Married romance: devour a slice of cake collectively over the sink so that you don’t should share together with your children
Primarily based on how a lot effort my children put into discovering something earlier than declaring it misplaced, a nursing residence would be the most secure place for me in my previous age.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 10, 2023
My children hacked my LinkedIn and altered my title to Sr Vice President of Poopoo Peepee Fart Enterprises like anybody would consider I’d rise as much as Sr Vice President that quick
— I Conceal From My Youngsters (@IHideFromMyKids) January 12, 2023
11yo: who's Devil’s spouse?
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 10, 2023
Me: I don’t suppose Devil has a spouse?
11yo: then who's the antichrist’s mom?
Me: I do know some traditions have the antichrist as Devil’s son, however I don’t suppose he’s the sort that consider you must be married to have children
On my fortieth birthday, my 4 yr previous climbed into my mattress and whispered: “I’ll at all times love you, even while you die”, shit received actual quick
— Actual Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 13, 2023
I feel my 5yo is within the strategy of migrating all of the books from the college library to our home
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 12, 2023
Tossed a stuffed orca to my child and shouted "you've got received whale" when you had been questioning who wears the dad joke pants round right here
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 8, 2023
Why can we cease celebrating developmental milestones as we age? Certain, infants strolling and speaking is nice and all. However I needed to work so much more durable for my first colonoscopy and I must be celebrated.
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) January 9, 2023
What are you watching? These are my toddler's emotional assist kitchen utensils
— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) January 9, 2023
My daughter was lecturing the cat about consuming an excessive amount of meals and I’m nervous that I’m subsequent
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 8, 2023
Somebody as soon as instructed me their entire household sits right down to breakfast collectively and albeit that sounds horrifying
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) January 13, 2023
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