The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their sensible and succinct wit. Every week, HuffPost Girls rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll via this week’s nice tweets from girls beneath, then go to our “Funniest Tweets From Girls” web page for previous roundups.
Clearly nice we now have lessened the stigma in direction of some psychological well being circumstances however I do suppose we must always return to sending girls to the seaside for weeks at a time after they cry an excessive amount of
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) December 7, 2022
for my subsequent trick, i'll spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says ought to solely take me half-hour
— trash jones (@jzux) December 3, 2022
re-branding “not understanding how you can drive” into “local weather activism”
— Lori Berenberg (@loriberenberg) December 5, 2022
PSA to my jews who did not develop up celebrating christmas: "Trimming the tree" doesn't imply giving the christmas tree slightly haircut please study from my mistake
— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) December 5, 2022
however that’s my emotional assist sweatshirt I’ve been carrying for six days
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) December 5, 2022
I desire a Hallmark film a couple of lady who dumps her bigoted small-town boyfriend, strikes to an enormous metropolis, lands a dream job and discovers the magic of Christmas by residing in group with individuals of various creeds and cultures.
— Icona 📚 (@iconawrites) December 6, 2022
i'll do for younger Black ladies what kristen stewart and aubrey plaza did for the deadpan, low vitality, quietly chaotic white lady group
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) December 5, 2022
no sadly i can not offer you instructions across the metropolis i've lived in my total life
— 𝒛𝒂𝒉 🇧🇷 (@zaheerah_raja) December 7, 2022
my canine taking a look at my digicam roll pic.twitter.com/xhOeNWKm8K
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 4, 2022
Um. I used to be in a thrift retailer going via the racks and there was this tune enjoying “I want I knew… I want I knew you wished me” or one thing and I instantly realized everybody round me was singing. And I began feeling like I used to be in a musical so I left.
— GNCordova (@GNCordova) December 4, 2022
Why are they known as "Santa's Elves" and never "Subordinate Clauses?"
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) December 5, 2022
be fucking for actual hinge pic.twitter.com/mQM7CjpgFr
— nicole (@nictothemarie) December 5, 2022
Not my Polish boyfriend pointing to Tiny Tim in Muppet's Christmas Carol and asking "What is the title of the tuberculosis frog?"
— Rachel England (@Rachel_England) December 4, 2022
everybody I do know with an IUD: adore it! greatest choice of my life. additionally the insertion harm a lot that I handed out and noticed god
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) December 6, 2022
commenting "sufficient with the AI apps this shit seems ugly af" on my pal's common ass IG pictures
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) December 7, 2022
my dad goes to a bar along with his mates each friday and he makes a listing of debate matters pic.twitter.com/dbW0QdOwxP
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) December 3, 2022
I really like how Christmas is the one remaining season the place regular non spiritual individuals casually do medieval actions. Like “Let’s make a ginger bread home” what the fuck are you speaking about
— raina (@quakerraina) December 8, 2022
who’s the worst individual you’ve ever met and why is it the boyfriend you had once you have been 19
— kendaddy (@lildumbassseal) December 5, 2022
Most likely one of the vital cursed gadgets I’ve ever present in a charity store pic.twitter.com/FxjaY6ADaW
— ✨isobel harrop✨ (@hispersonfriday) December 3, 2022
How do I educate my physique that my battle or flight response is meant to be for all times or loss of life conditions, not answering an e mail
— killer queen (@_chismosa_) December 8, 2022
harry and meghan met when he noticed her pic on a pal’s instagram?????? all my mates must go submit my final fireplace posts to their story RIGHT NOW. on judgment day god will ask what you probably did to assist me particularly discover love.
— Lauren Chanel (@MichelleHux) December 8, 2022
When a frozen pizza tells you to place a pizza immediately on the rack with no tray it’s like okay so what day is sweet so that you can cease by to scrub my oven?
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 9, 2022
Ya’ll ever misplaced your cellphone in a blanket and despatched that mf flying 😂
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) December 3, 2022
Do you know you may inform the age of a pretend Christmas tree by counting the rings of tape on the field? pic.twitter.com/cFZmWVfMXL
— Felicity Hannah (@FelicityHannah) December 3, 2022
There actually is a necessity for optimistic optimistic individuals on this world as a result of I totally intend to complain till I die. My final breath might be a sigh.
— SCAM GODDESS (@DivaLaci) December 8, 2022
open desk will look you lifeless within the eye and ask if you want to eat at 4.45pm or 11.30pm
— swoph (@swoph) December 8, 2022
"Joey gave me a increase" - my grandma telling me her Social Safety funds went up
— Natasha Cougoule (@tashcoug) December 8, 2022
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