Stephen Colbert stated Elon Musk seems to be getting determined after shelling out $44 billion to purchase Twitter solely to hearth half the employees after which warn that the social media firm may go bankrupt below his watch.
Advertisers are fleeing the platform attributable to its new verification coverage, which lets anybody purchase a blue verify for $8, “The Late Present” host stated. And pranksters have taken benefit, mimicking firms and inflicting mischief.
“One firm is courageous sufficient to stay it out,” Colbert stated. “As a result of SpaceX bought a giant promoting marketing campaign on Twitter.”
SpaceX can also be run by Musk.
“Sure, Elon’s SpaceX is gonna save Elon’s Twitter. And Elon’s photo voltaic panel firm is gonna save Elon’s Tesla,” Colbert cracked, then broke out right into a “Lion King” model track: “It’s the circle of jerk!”
Colbert additionally mocked Musk for a publish that stated: “Twitter feels more and more alive.”
“Sure, it feels extra alive than ever,” Colbert agreed sarcastically. “Identical to proper after you chop off a hen’s head!”
He then mimed chopping off a hen’s head.
“Wow!” Colbert exclaimed. “He’s actually working round. Oh, he’s dancing!”
Colbert pretended to bop with the dying hen — till it went to “sleep”:
See extra of his Musk takedown in his Monday night time monologue:
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