The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their sensible and succinct wit. Every week, HuffPost Girls rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll via this week’s nice tweets from ladies under, then go to our “Funniest Tweets From Girls” web page for previous roundups.
i used to be like “im nervous everybody’s mad at me” and my bf was like “dana it’s 4 AM. you woke me as much as say this. I’M mad at you.”
— dana unhealthy (@baddanadanabad) April 6, 2022
Each Hallmark romance film is like "yeahhhh you wanna dwell in a small city"
— Dr. J (@learnteachwin) April 3, 2022
And each Hallmark thriller sequence is like "YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN"
Of all of the muppets I by no means thought those I relate to probably the most can be the cackling outdated males within the balcony.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) April 5, 2022
I wanna be spoiled however i've a nasty behavior of claiming “no i obtained it” 🥴😂
— sia✰ (@feelxhurtt) April 4, 2022
The Lunch That I Introduced is No Longer the Lunch That I Need: A Memoir
— Rachel Holliday Smith (@rachelholliday) April 6, 2022
it’s at all times “you up?” and by no means “you're the bane of my existence and the article of all my needs”
— marianna (@itsmariannnna) April 4, 2022
(about to invent gargoyles) babe the cathedral seems nice. how can we get somewhat fucking freak on the roof.
— 𝖘𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖊 (@sophiepenrose) April 5, 2022
“Why do I really feel like shit on a regular basis?” I ask myself whereas staring into the flashlight that tells me unhealthy information.
— Olivia (@olliegrace) April 5, 2022
do you ever e-mail your self then get an e-mail notification and assume “oooh who emailed me” and it’s you
— 𝚜𝚞𝚓𝚊𝚝𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚢 (@sujataday) April 7, 2022
I've a query for sure males who work out at gyms. Is dropping the weights actually loudly a part of a profitable fitness center expertise
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 6, 2022
obsessed w this woman on the Vietnamese restaurant i simply ordered from the place i requested for further sauce and he or she stated one is sufficient
— reem (@reemvil) April 4, 2022
If ET confirmed up at my home I might spray him with Raid
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) April 5, 2022
me: courting is hard, lot of weirdos on the market
— trash jones (@jzux) April 4, 2022
me on a date: so right here’s all the pieces i do know concerning the jonestown bloodbath
I really like and respect how hailey bieber has zero vibes. Like she has no aura in any respect I wish to research her
— raina (@quakerraina) April 4, 2022
how do I clarify to my gen x dad and mom that the information is one thing you sit down and look ahead to half-hour and never insidious background noise for the complete day
— Haley OC (@MILFWEEED) April 4, 2022
I've felt in poor health comfortable ever since I discovered that pink wine is meant to be served at room temperature as a result of room temperature in CASTLES was 50 levels
— your good friend, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) April 4, 2022
At present, when introducing WWI, a scholar raised her hand and introduced up the loss of life of a sure archduke. No one knew his identify, in order a touch, I provided that he shares his identify with a band.
— Christina E. Cox (@ChristinaECox) April 5, 2022
Mild reader, my college students requested if there had maybe been an Archduke Metallica.
if i pay $24 for a caesar salad brutus higher stab me
— riri🇺🇦 (@raunchonpizza) April 5, 2022
okay so it seems reverse racism DOES exist and it is me going to an REI and assuming each white buyer there may be an worker
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 3, 2022
dad and mom be like "i haven't got a favourite baby" then use certainly one of your siblings beginning dates as a password
— .tri’ (@dearfuls) April 5, 2022
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