Stephen Colbert noticed the “most British sanction of all time” when Queen Elizabeth II knowledgeable Russia that she would not lend them three historical swords for a museum exhibition.
The “Late Present” host then launched into his impression of the queen ― full together with her royal wave ― as he described the brand new royal sanctions in opposition to Russian President Vladimir Putin for his incursion into Ukraine:
“Vladimir Putin will not be receiving any bejeweled rapiers,” Colbert mentioned in his mock-queen voice. “Nor shall any of his cream be clotted.”
It will get worse for Russia: Colbert mentioned it could be disadvantaged of Mary Poppins, too.
“And younger Russians in want of self-discipline and love should do with out flying nannies and chimney sweeps,” he added. “Chim-chim-a-fuck youuuuuu.”
With that, Colbert swapped his royal wave for a much less regal fowl:
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