Stephen Colbert Delivers Brutally Accurate Summary Of Fox News In Just 12 Words

Stephen Colbert went by way of the “damning” personal communications of Fox Information staffers and TV personalities and got here to at least one stinging conclusion.

Fox Information doesn’t consider a phrase they are saying ― and neither do you have to,” he declared throughout his Wednesday-night monologue.

He saved a few of his harshest phrases for Tucker Carlson, the right-wing host who revealed he “passionately” hates Donald Trump.

“For the reason that revelation of his huge duplicitous hypocrisy, I don’t know what to even consider about Tucker anymore,” Colbert stated. “Does he actually tan his testicles? Does he really wish to have intercourse with the woman M&M or is he simply main her on together with his pale, pale testicles?”

Court docket paperwork additionally confirmed Fox Information executives lamenting that they referred to as Arizona early ― saying that in the event that they hadn’t finished so, they could have had higher scores as a result of “the thriller would have been nonetheless hanging on the market.”

“That’s proper,” Colbert stated. “Fox Information believes information needs to be mysterious. They realized their journalism from ‘Scooby-Doo.’”

He even supplied up a “Scooby-Doo” clip exhibiting the gang exposing Trump:

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