Relatable Tweets About Not Being A Pet Person

All of us have pet lovers in our lives ― those that adore their canine or cats a lot that they discuss them seemingly nonstop, by no means move up the chance to share a cute picture or video, and even handle devoted Instagram accounts for his or her “fur infants.”

However there are additionally people on this planet who merely aren’t pet individuals. Possibly they simply didn’t develop up with pets of their houses or maybe they’ve by no means been significantly drawn to animals.

Taking your self out of the pet equation doesn’t make you a nasty individual, however you would possibly really feel slightly misplaced when the topic of cats, canine, rabbits or different creatures comes up. Happily, there are people on Twitter who can relate. Beneath, we’ve gathered 25 tweets that will resonate in case you’re not a pet individual.

Ppl are all the time mad at me for not liking their canine sufficient. Sorry however he has not mentioned something fascinating in any respect to date

— Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor) September 8, 2020

WHAT THE PET PERSON SAYS: Hello! Welcome to my dwelling! These are my kitties, Fluffy and Muffy, and that is my canine, Rover!

WHAT THE NON-PET PERSON HEARS: Hello! Welcome my dwelling! Each seen floor has had an animal's bare anus pressed upon it!

— Sean However Not Forgotten (@SVescott) November 18, 2019

in case useful to different non-pet people who find themselves pet sitting this summer time:
it does not assist to google "cats"

— Hosam Aboul-Ela (@AboulelaHosam) June 30, 2016

On horseback driving: "I am afraid the horses will sense how a lot I dislike animals and buck me out of spite."

— Lesley Nneka Arimah (@larimah) April 25, 2015

[me, patting a dog on the head pretending to be a dog person]: sure okay u are a canine sure

— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) Could 29, 2017

Buddy: "Aww you haven't any pets? Do not you want animals?"

Me, a mother- tiptoeing round with baited breath attempting to not wake the child, unwashed shirt to exude a peaceful acquainted scent, shaking out an industrial bag of goldfish crackers throughout me: "One thing like that"

— ~*Wellness Witchery*~ (@TheMandiEm) January 16, 2019

Boy, pet shops don’t prefer it if you ask, “What's the most scrumptious animal you promote right here?”

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 6, 2013

**throughout work zoom assembly**

All my colleagues are taking about their cats like they’re individuals.

Me, a non-pet individual: pic.twitter.com/YKWvqV224U

— Mary (@marjgib) November 23, 2020

I’m not a pet individual in any respect so my largest worry is having youngsters who need/love pets 😭

— Extremely Melanated (@Hlatse_M) June 9, 2021

These of you “trapped” underneath a canine or cat, significantly: what’s the worst factor that might occur in case you received up and did one thing else? Asking as an apparent non-pet individual.

— Bart Leahy (@WritingGopher) February 20, 2021

I’m a lot of a non-pet individual that I by no means even received a horse in Breath of the Wild

— Layne Watts (@Laynerswatts) November 1, 2019

Okay if individuals can take into account some animals their pals, it shouldn’t be that bizarre to have animals that you just take into account your enemies.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 1, 2020

One factor I am going to by no means be capable to relate to is individuals deciding to buy a canine through the pandemic

— Shadi Hamid (@shadihamid) June 13, 2021

Do not feed the animals. They prefer it an excessive amount of.

— RanGenie (@LoveYourFacexo) Could 19, 2013

Non-Pet individuals: "Does everybody on the planet really want to understand how a lot you're keen on your pets?"

Pet individuals: "THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW!

— J. Skyler (@jskylerinc) Could 23, 2017

"Are you a cat individual or a canine individual?"

Neither, truly.

"Do you hate animals?"

No, I do not.

"Wait, did not you pet Neil's canine the opposite day?"

I did.

"So you are a canine individual!"

Nope.

"How are you going to pet a canine in case you do not love them?"

By shifting my hand over the canine's fur. 🙄

— Asexual ACES (@asexualACES) August 14, 2021

I do know I am not a pet individual as a result of my solely thought watching this was "rattling, did Bear reside for 27 years?!" https://t.co/fMX6PrCMy5

— maegan not megan | an issue solver (@maedinamerica) February 14, 2023

“Are you a cat individual or a canine individual?”

Neither. I’m a raccoon individual. Nothing however respect for my rubbish burglar. Trash bandit. Tiny thief.

— Lex Play 🪴 (@lexplayyy) April 30, 2021

Me being a non-pet individual, I’ll see a video of somebody feeding their canine human meals and I’m like astonished they will have it. Like in Hawkeye I needed to confirm with a good friend of canine can eat pizza. Simply noticed one other video the place somebody gave their canine apples. Wild

— KYM (@KYM__Possible) October 15, 2022

The irony is, I am not even that a lot of a pet individual. I am simply maintaining a furçade. pic.twitter.com/na6DVgSi6u

— Cate Pearce (@cate_pearce) February 18, 2023

Have by no means been a pet individual or understood pet tradition however I pet sat a cat who slept subsequent to me each night time and now she’s gone and nothing is similar

— yaseera (@al_yaseera) November 5, 2022

I’m not a pet man… and once I see somebody decide up canine crap at 6:30am I remembered why not lol

— Manny Lopez (@manny_lopez19) August 3, 2022

I truthfully don’t get pet house owners’ consolation stage with proximity to pet buttholes.

— Felon Musk (@HaganJeff) Could 2, 2020

Right this moment a giant canine received unfastened from his proprietor and jumped on me and licked my face and his identify was Riker and I’m not even a canine individual nevertheless it was Good

— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) June 6, 2020

"Are you a cat individual or canine individual?"
Neither, fuck all them creatures equally

— OZYMANDIAS IS TOO FLY (@timiretimzzy_) January 4, 2022