The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their good and succinct wit. Every week, HuffPost Girls rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll by means of this week’s nice tweets from ladies, then go to our “Funniest Tweets From Girls” web page for previous roundups.
I'd love to fall asleep however I merely CANNOT till I determine if this lady I barely know received divorced or not
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 16, 2023
Was in Paris on Friday night time and a good-looking French man was flirting with me and I requested him what his title was and he stated (very Frenchly) “Ah you'll be dissatisfied” and I assumed what a foolish factor to say after which he stated “it's Kevin” and you realize what? I used to be dissatisfied.
— molly (@mollyEatsTofu) January 15, 2023
sorry cannot hold right now, i (62 inches tall) am mendacity down alongside numerous partitions of my residence to see the place a loveseat (62 inches lengthy) might match. and having the time of my life
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) January 16, 2023
These are MOOD RINGS respect your ELDERS pic.twitter.com/edCXYiMzR9
— Laura Spitalniak (@LauraSpitalniak) January 16, 2023
i really like when vets knock earlier than they arrive into the room. like sure my canine is bare however she additionally arrived that approach
— a goose (@nikkifranki) January 17, 2023
The women (my necklaces) are fightttinggg (are tangled)
— huma (@humahasit) January 15, 2023
I like saturdays as a result of I get to play my favourite recreation: how do I sleep in sufficient that I really feel refreshed however not a lot that I really feel a creeping existential dread and the sensation that I’m losing my youth
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) January 14, 2023
Not this cartoon French peasant summarizing grocery procuring in 2022 pic.twitter.com/ik6fC38LQC
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) January 16, 2023
you need me to discover a husband? The one who is statistically most certainly to homicide me?
— stoned chilly fox (@roastmalone_) January 15, 2023
the TSA agent held up my bin for instance to the remainder of the road on learn how to undergo safety accurately. this implies I received an A in airport journey, which is a very regular factor to attempt for and attain
— katie (@katie_moats) January 15, 2023
when a sizzling particular person at work emails me i’m like this e mail might have been a gathering
— trash jones (@jzux) January 18, 2023
i hate when i’m attempting to point out my frens an incredible present and it begins off sluggish asf , like why are you embarrassing me ??
— ? (@aliyahInterlude) January 17, 2023
i’m not likely an astrology girly, however I do know that after I inform somebody I’m a gemini they usually reply with “that is sensible“ it means they don’t actually like me very a lot
— shelby wolstein (@ShelbyWolstein) January 15, 2023
My dad severely despatched this to our household groupchat im crying pic.twitter.com/em70wVKHti
— snakel3t (@snakel3t) January 17, 2023
January is a take a look at run, we go for actual in February, until February can be unhealthy through which case it's a rehearsal for March
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) January 16, 2023
me: right now i’m going to be quiet and mysterious
— flamin nora (@katierpacker) January 15, 2023
me 5 seconds later: pic.twitter.com/6yTGxuUTUp
timothée chalamet being older than paul mescal is wild as a result of paul mescal taking part in a dad of an 11yo lady in a film is completely plausible, but when i noticed timothee with a child i might be like oh a teen father or mother
— by way of (@lusthighway) January 15, 2023
i used to be sooooo dumb when i used to be youthful (5 months in the past)
— The Infamous J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) January 16, 2023
i see so many ppl on tiktok use so many harsh cleansing merchandise for the only duties… why are you making mustard gasoline to scrub your ground
— yasmin (@ycsm1n) January 18, 2023
A lady on the bar final night time complimented my pants within the rest room and requested the place I received them and I stated the thrift retailer and she or he stated “I hate that” after which she got here as much as me an hour later to make clear that she didn't really hate that she simply by no means finds stuff on the thrift
— lifeless wig (@licoricewhip) January 15, 2023
The Actual Housewives of Inisherin
— raina (@quakerraina) January 19, 2023
i want being a preteen to return again so unhealthy why am i combating a 13 y/o for the final fenty warmth lipgloss. what occurred to lipsmackers 😐
— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) January 19, 2023
My bestie simply had her 4th child and she or he did a full on announcement full with a lil picket tag. If I've 4 youngsters, that 4th youngster will likely be launched like a soft-launch boyfriend. They'll merely begin showing in instagram tales.
— emily petrini (@emilykmay) January 18, 2023
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