Donald Trump bragged about successful the weekend’s Senior Gold Championship at his personal membership in Florida, however Jimmy Kimmel isn’t shopping for it.
The previous president boasted that he not solely gained however that the occasion “serves as a bodily examination, solely MUCH more durable” and proves he has the “energy and stamina” to control once more.
However Kimmel famous that Trump wasn’t even on the town for a part of his personal match.
“He missed the entire first day of the match as a result of he was in North Carolina paying tribute to himself at a memorial for his super-fan Diamond of Diamond and Silk,” Kimmel famous.
So how’d he win?
Trump claimed he performed a powerful spherical on the course two days earlier than the match and that that ought to depend as his first-day rating, giving him a five-stroke lead for a day of golf he missed.
Kimmel stated that’s “like exhibiting up at mile six and claiming you gained the marathon.”
“Even Kim Jong Un is like, ‘Yeah, proper, bro,’” Kimmel cracked.
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