The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our days with their good — and succinct — knowledge. Every week, HuffPost Ladies rounds up essentially the most hilarious 280-character musings. To shut out 2022, we’ve picked 50 of the funniest tweets from ladies this previous yr.
Scroll right down to learn some really laugh-out-loud posts from some fantastic ladies. And join our “Funniest Tweets of the Week” publication right here.
Dad and mom are like "You left a gently used paper towel in your room over christmas. Do you want that? Need me to mail it?"
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) January 9, 2022
The anxious urge to say "no worries both approach" when you're truly worrying each methods plus a secret third approach
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) January 20, 2022
SURELY I've accepted all doable cookies by now.
— Akilah Inexperienced (@akilahgreen) February 14, 2022
Making a password as a teen: dolphinsarecool
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 11, 2022
Making a password as an grownup: Dolphinsarecool!2
Each feminine lead in a scifi film is like "my hair is brief bc it is the longer term"
— Katie Hannigan (@katiehannigan) January 6, 2022
Took me till I used to be like 30 to grasp "function heavy equipment" meant automobiles. I assumed you were not imagined to take Xanax and work the road on the cannery.
— Jaya Saxena (@jayasax) March 15, 2022
Left the again door open at my pal's home and her roomba escaped. Hope he goes on an journey and cleans the entire world
— Carmen Lagala (@CarmenLagala) Might 12, 2022
I WANT NERVOUS CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/7GfbTNvhJ5
— natasha allegri (@natazilla) January 10, 2022
“i couldn’t get into it” - me a couple of present i didn’t pay any consideration to bc i used to be on my telephone the entire time
— gabbi “gabbi boyd” boyd (@GabbiBoyd) January 23, 2022
I truthfully suppose we're asking an excessive amount of of cauliflower.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 20, 2022
Each Hallmark romance film is like "yeahhhh you wanna dwell in a small city"
— Dr. J (@learnteachwin) April 3, 2022
And each Hallmark thriller collection is like "YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN"
when there’s six minutes left in a flight it’s like…cease being dramatic and land
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) February 2, 2022
my mom has a medical podcast the place she self diagnoses her illnesses it’s known as my voicemail and it occurs each morning at 9 am.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 2, 2022
We'd like the inverse of “Emily in Paris.” We'd like a present a couple of sizzling French dude who's relocated to San Francisco, refuses to work greater than 35 hours/week, and is disgusted by our lack of social security nets.
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) November 29, 2022
did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive on this fast-paced setting
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) June 20, 2022
why does garlic should put on so many little jackets
— ✿ emma ✿ (@emmahoneyyy) July 19, 2022
somebody advised me LA is shitty heaven and NY is enjoyable hell and it makes me chuckle each time I give it some thought
— J(enna) Wortham (@jennydeluxe) March 19, 2022
"What do your tattoos imply?" That I had $200 and nobody stopped me
— maria🦝 (@mariamainmo) February 5, 2022
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the group to see who's subsequent.
— Margo Howard (@Margoandhow) Might 12, 2022
Not my mother telling me she nonetheless speak to my ex as a result of I nonetheless speak to her ex... Mam that is my DAD
— ,,,,, (@phahlalatsane) Might 1, 2022
You both date Pete Davidson or have a child with Nick Cannon. These are the one two life paths for girls
— Teresa (@teresaeliz) November 14, 2022
Taking part in “Is it cake?” across the condominium. My belongings are ruined. My husband’s within the hospital. Nothing is cake. What have I achieved?!
— Taylor Cox (@ImTaylorCox) March 30, 2022
i relate to the moon bc i look wonderful in individual and horrible in photos
— angeline rodriguez (@gelrdrgz) October 10, 2022
That is undoubtedly one thing a haunted chair would say.. pic.twitter.com/YPeblZtYu7
— Heather Cowan (@hwardcowan) June 1, 2022
i wish to thank the makers of each chai tea focus and rooster broth for making their bins look so related that i attended a zoom assembly with a brand new drink i’m calling a grimy rooster noodle oatmilk latte, and hey it’s disgusting
— nash flynn, (@itsnashflynn) March 1, 2022
do you suppose they have been laughing contained in the Malicious program
— LJ🎅🏻 (@crotchner) April 14, 2022
omg thanks for ending the assembly 4 minutes early and "giving me a while again" -- now I can lastly pursue my passions
— i hope that is santa… (@sablaah) September 20, 2022
At work, I say “on it,” approach too usually for somebody who will not be, the truth is, on it.
— Sarina Jwo (@xaniras) June 15, 2022
timothée chalamet is the brand new benedict cumberbatch within the sense that you could say ANYTHING and we all know who you imply. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
— abble pie 🥧 (@itsabsaf) October 1, 2022
As an alternative of asking "what do you do" I actually suggest punching up any social perform you occur to be at with "so who do you hate right here"
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) February 20, 2022
My favourite factor is after I keep up too late and my canine passive aggressively places herself to mattress with out me, like “YOU do what you need however SOME us have work within the morning.”
— Ayana Grey - Updates (@AyanaGray) April 16, 2022
everyone has a drawer of their house that incorporates each rubbish and crucial paperwork a human can have
— glennis ⚜️ (@theglennisshow) July 26, 2022
bf getting a extreme nosebleed the identical day i get my interval? that’s what an ally seems to be like women
— dana unhealthy (@baddanadanabad) August 29, 2022
doing my affirmations pic.twitter.com/mPpP2CV7lE
— Andrea Extra (@amore_orless) June 12, 2022
i dont merely undergo airport safety. i've a objective. i need everybody in line to be blown away by my effectivity. i wish to be celebrated as i push my belongings throughout the desk. i need TSA to supply me a job (i’ll decline). i need folks speaking about me at their gate. glory.
— shelby wolstein (@ShelbyWolstein) April 26, 2022
podcaster 40 minutes into an ep: okay, so let’s simply dive proper in
— Madeleine Aggeler (@mmaggeler) November 2, 2022
feeling unhappy right now. can everybody please ship cute photos of their bank card, back and front?
— trash jones (@jzux) Might 7, 2022
working into your previous statistics professor be like “what are the possibilities”
— Rads (@_radsy) July 4, 2022
I might by no means be a therapist as a result of I can’t hear a single piece of gossip with out asking for an image of the individual
— Mabel (@edwardsnowden43) July 12, 2022
no one has seen u at your ugliest like your roomates bf who’s identify will not be even on the lease
— ? (@aliyahInterlude) August 24, 2022
Referring to my C-section as “unboxing the newborn”
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) August 4, 2022
we speak lots about intergenerational wealth however I believe we have to begin speaking concerning the inherited coolness held by ppl with artwork college dad and mom who launched them to esoteric media at a younger age
— rayne fisher-quann (@raynefq) July 30, 2022
oh no ! my one basket! all my eggs have been in there!
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) August 8, 2022
"what would you like on your birthday?"
— B ⛤ (@buhlesrevenge) November 22, 2022
me: *forgets every thing i've ever needed in life*
(about to invent gargoyles) babe the cathedral seems to be nice. how can we get a bit of fucking freak on the roof.
— julia fox is actually mom (@sophiepenrose) April 5, 2022
I don’t suppose our plan to have a society made up of 300 million rugged individualists goes properly.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) August 2, 2022
the whole idea of passports is bizarre, you attempt to go to a barely completely different piece of the planet you have been born on after which someone goes "woah woah woah, first I must see a really small booklet"
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) August 16, 2022
“thlut period” i whisper, as i pop my retainers in for the night time
— 🦇 cella 🦇 (@cellapaz) September 26, 2022
i simply had such an embarrassing reminiscence of me being in center college with a facet braid and getting a starbucks frappuchino and telling the barista my identify was katniss. then this poor 20 one thing needed to name out the identify “katniss” when that's clearly not my identify
— em 🍓 (@uhhmmily) August 7, 2022
The 4 seasons are melancholy, allergy symptoms, tomatoes and spooky
— Molly Fitzpatrick (@mollyfitz) June 5, 2022
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