The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their sensible and succinct wit. Every week, HuffPost Ladies rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll by this week’s nice tweets from girls beneath, then go to our “Funniest Tweets From Ladies” web page for previous roundups.
love that factor the place somebody within the household could not say your identify proper once they have been a toddler and because of this all your household is all the time so significantly like, "Hey, Weezie,"
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) September 2, 2022
We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect being a hater but once more
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) September 5, 2022
each midwestern particular person i meet loves telling me about a tremendous meals place they grew up w/ and it all the time has a reputation like “clurmpees”
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) September 5, 2022
By no means say by no means. Until somebody asks you if you wish to go tenting. Then the precise reply is all the time “By no means”.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 4, 2022
Having a canine makes you somebody who says “have a very good one!”
— Carrie Rosen (@carrierosen) September 8, 2022
We’re on an enormous rock flying by area, prob okay to put on white after Labor Day
— Sarah Sweeney (@heysarahsweeney) September 5, 2022
do not feel dangerous that you just're by no means going to be an astronaut or an olympian or the president. beat your self up over extra sensible failures, like the truth that you'll NEVER meet up with all of the 90-day fiance content material that is on the market since you began too late. and that is okay!
— Erin electrical twine of liberty Ryan (@morninggloria) September 5, 2022
all of the royal household underneath one roof for the primary time in years is the true Knives Out 2
— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) September 8, 2022
Cannot consider they'll make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
— Nat Visitor (@unfortunatalie) September 8, 2022
TONIGHT: a model new bombshell enters the villa pic.twitter.com/hTlwPdGUo0
— lil 🐈⬛ (@dveitred) September 8, 2022
in dire want of a kind of chemical peels that makes you shed a layer of pores and skin like a reptile, however not only for my face- for my complete physique, thoughts, and soul
— folu (@notfolu) September 7, 2022
My coronary heart is with 🇨🇦proper now, your cash is about to get so ugly.
— Laurie Kilmartin- Gutsy, Ep 6, Apple TV 9/9 (@anylaurie16) September 8, 2022
Knocked on my sister's door and he or she was like "what would you like?" and I simply smiled at her and mentioned "I simply needed to see your face" and calmly left and now she is freaked out and irritated and that's the way you destroy a sibling's day 🤪🙂 it's psychological warfare
— Bolu Babalola (pure) 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) September 3, 2022
Fortunate is he who will get the silent therapy for 3 consecutive days.
— S🌟tella (@Havish_AF) September 7, 2022
mediating a chat between my dad and mom through cellphone. it’s about how my dad flicked away a spider that my mother was “having a dialog with”
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) September 7, 2022
so nice to see you this weekend! i don't know what i mentioned as a result of when i socialize i black out and go to a distinct realm with fairly colours and shapes the place i'm not afraid however!!! we should grasp once more quickly
— Ingrid Ostby (@ingridostby) September 5, 2022
Like I mentioned. NONE OF MY BUSINESS. None of my concern. https://t.co/VObLMdU9rA
— Bolu Babalola (pure) 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) September 2, 2022
Within the age of cell telephones, the world code has turn out to be the ancestral clan identify or heraldry. It's a marker of previous tales, loyalties, a press release that claims "there was a land I got here from however am there not"
— With A Martyr Complicated (@MartyrWith) September 5, 2022
two straight weeks of three-digit temperatures to start with of september are the Closing Boss you have to defeat to ensure that summer time to finish
— Erin electrical twine of liberty Ryan (@morninggloria) September 6, 2022
On a regular basis I shake my fist at god for giving me good style with no inherited wealth
— Nori Reed (@realnorireed) September 5, 2022
is there something extra threatening than a pleasant reminder?
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 6, 2022
Me turning to face the window on my flight right now pic.twitter.com/px6iH1kQPk
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) September 7, 2022
prince william and kate modified their instagram names sooner than a 27-year-old girl who's marrying a mediocre dude who does the naked minimal and in return, she is going to honor him by taking his final identify one-millisecond post-wedding vows on all social media platforms
— rachael burke (@thatsso_rachael) September 9, 2022
Me watching Harry spit on Chris pic.twitter.com/nmDccne9Xs
— get assured, silly (@shayfil666) September 6, 2022
congratulations white folks on getting your "solange bey and jay within the elevator" sized scandal
— folu (@notfolu) September 6, 2022
the uterus is the unique 3d printer
— Lizzie Logan (@lizzzzzielogan) September 7, 2022
each buddy group wants a tik tok farmer, a meme harvester, a movie accountant, a information duster, a restaurant detective and a Jeff
— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 7, 2022
this complete time i believed florence pugh was the complete identify of the woman from florence and the machine. see... that is why i keep out of white enterprise.
— king crissle (@crissles) September 6, 2022
this seems just like the seating on spirit airways https://t.co/7Ae4aSzw8L
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) September 3, 2022
Each day, I expertise three ranges of crippling nervousness: private (cash), nationwide (democracy) and international (extinction). BUT… as quickly as I get them out of the best way, I'm extremely productive.
— Laurie Kilmartin- Gutsy, Ep 6, Apple TV 9/9 (@anylaurie16) September 4, 2022
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