“Late Present” host Stephen Colbert returned from his break and noticed the bizarre a part of former President Donald Trump’s sudden authorized victory.
Trump’s staff went to court docket to attempt to gradual the Justice Division’s investigation into the categorised paperwork that had been present in his Mar-a-Lago dwelling and requested a decide to nominate a “particular grasp” to evaluation the paperwork.
“I gotta say: ‘particular grasp,’” Colbert mentioned, and simply take a look at his physique language:
“Really sounds kinda kinky,” Colbert mentioned, then deepened his voice: “You'll tackle me because the particular grasp, and you'll submit your movement to dismiss no later than 3 p.m. Friday. Now beg for my gavel.”
Colbert obtained “kinda kinky” once more later within the phase when he blasted Trump defenders who claimed that among the folders marked categorised had been really empty ― and insisted that meant it was no huge deal.
“How true,” Colbert sarcastically agreed. “A lot in the identical approach discovering condoms in your spouse’s purse is upsetting, however discovering empty condom wrappers in your spouse’s purse is okay.”
See extra in his Tuesday evening monologue:
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