Hilarious Tweets About Wedding Registries

From drunken toasts to baffling costume codes, weddings present ample alternatives for humor ― or not less than for humorous tweets.

That is very true in terms of the registry. Should you’ve gone to your justifiable share of weddings, odds are you’ve additionally spent extra time than you’d prefer to admit scrolling via infinite lists of kitchen devices, linens and different dwelling items, looking for one thing in your worth vary that doesn’t really feel bizarre to provide as a present.

And in case you had been ever feeling just a little petty, you doubtless had an inside commentary of judgment operating via your mind as you scoped out the blissful couple’s selections. You’re not alone; listed here are 22 hilarious and savage tweets about marriage ceremony registries.

child and marriage ceremony registries are so baffling to me. your selections are both a $300 vase or a $12 ice cream scooper.

— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) August 5, 2021

I’m by no means extra of a Scrooge than once I’m shopping a marriage registry. Why do you want two reducing boards? Are you opening a Benihana?

— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) November 27, 2021

How bizarre is it that folks wrap marriage ceremony registry items? Like, the couple is aware of what they requested for at Williams Sonoma proper? Don’t they should feign shock after they open it and are like, “Omg! These stemless wine glasses! Had no concept!”

— MAREN MORRIS (@MarenMorris) June 21, 2018

Finish of debate: Marriage is a sacred establishment between a marriage registry and two broke individuals.

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 25, 2011

I am the sort of marriage ceremony visitor who will all the time purchase probably the most fascinating factor in your registry so in case you actually need that coconut opener device package you higher invite me.

— katie jo(hantgen) (@katiejoyofosho) June 1, 2021

A few of you by no means maniacally refreshed your on-line marriage ceremony and child registries to see what items had been bought, and it exhibits.

— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) November 5, 2020

Each time I see a marriage registry with no Le Creuset it’s like...okay so my good friend is fucking silly.

— Sudi Inexperienced (@Sudi_Green) April 4, 2020

marriage ceremony registries are absolutely insane. hey come to this enjoyable get together we're having. by the best way it is not within the state you reside in. p.s. you higher purchase us a fucking vitamix. dipshit.

— bobby (@bobby) September 3, 2018

I consider in wage transparency within the office and in addition on the prime of your marriage ceremony registry.

— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) Could 24, 2022

a cool factor to do is to lookup the marriage registries of individuals you have not talked to since highschool and simply purchase them a bowl

— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) October 25, 2017

I hate doing dishes a lot that I am not above including new ones to our marriage ceremony registry and hoping somebody hasn't purchased us a gift but.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) July 3, 2013

Should you're shopping for your mates a garlic press, you bought to their marriage ceremony registry too late.

— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) August 1, 2016

Being in your 20s is so fucked up, why do I've to purchase all these individuals marriage ceremony registry items once I don’t also have a good set of knives in my very own kitchen

— perhaps: clare (10 minute model) (@clur19) October 5, 2021

marriage ceremony registries ought to simply be items the couple offers their single buddies. you'd go on the registry & be like "I have been single 6 years & I would like a blender so I could make my meals for one" and the couple can be like "superior! right here’s your blender. Sorry now we have love & u dont.”

— Lane Moore👉NYC 8/19 (@hellolanemoore) February 27, 2019

it is rather oddly applicable that the one factor i affiliate with registries are child showers, marriage ceremony & intercourse offenders

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 13, 2018

asking my sister to place one thing on her marriage ceremony registry for me and she or he’s appearing like i requested her to steal the declaration of independence.

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) September 2, 2021

I break the ice on a primary date by filling out a marriage registry at Mattress, Bathtub and Past.

— Annekinns (@Annekinns) October 23, 2013

i as soon as noticed a CAN OPENER on a marriage registry. are you actually working with out a can opener till you get married??

— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) August 5, 2021

My solely marriage ceremony registry that received 100% accomplished was the one at REI, so at formal dinners I cross gravy round in a CamelBak.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 8, 2013

how do you get individuals to purchase you kitchen provides a 12 months after your marriage ceremony whenever you not have a registry? 🤔

— fuck the police (@_gumshudaa) July 2, 2020

that second when ur stalking your new therapist on-line and wind up on her marriage ceremony registry website for an excellent half an hour lol

— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) March 16, 2016

I desire a kitchenaid mixer; the most cost effective choice appears to be to simply get married and put one on my registry.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) Could 27, 2016