Stephen Colbert stated former President Donald Trump’s “hench-folk” are getting more and more determined as they defend him on Fox Information and different right-wing retailers.
Some, he famous, are even floating a idea that the FBI “planted” proof once they searched his Mar-A-Lago residence earlier this week.
“You recognize if you accuse somebody of planting proof earlier than they are saying that they even discovered something, it’s when you understand they’re gonna discover one thing,” Colbert stated, then supplied an instance: “Officer, earlier than you breathalyze me, I need to inform you I believe that you've planted a fifth of tequila in my abdomen.”
However Colbert saved a few of his harshest phrases for Fox Information host Ainsley Earhardt, who he stated introduced a “very silly idea” when she implied one thing nefarious was hiding within the backpacks carried by FBI brokers.
“What was in these backpacks?” she requested.
“Good level, Ainsley! Everybody is aware of you get to go looking the cops earlier than they search you,” Colbert stated. “That’s why I all the time inform TSA, ’Maintain on, mister. First, I’m gonna knuckle-bump your junk.’”
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