Thief Makes Getaway On Stolen Lawnmower Towing Crimson Tide Sign: Cops

A lawnmower thief’s ass is grass if cops discover her after a low-speed getaway towing a stolen College of Alabama yard signal. (See the picture beneath.)

Police in Flomaton, Alabama, on Wednesday requested for the general public’s assist in figuring out the suspect, who is also accused of pilfering a trailer she used to haul away the big “A” signal typically related to Crimson Tide sports activities.

“Represents the Chief’s Favourite Soccer Staff, however can be stolen,” the police division cracked on its Fb web page.

Commenters additionally had some enjoyable.

“Parole Tide!” one joked, referencing the college’s “Roll Tide” battle cry.

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