The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their sensible and succinct wit. Every week, HuffPost Girls rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll by this week’s nice tweets from girls under, then go to our “Funniest Tweets From Girls” web page for previous roundups.
hulu doesn't care. ive been gone for six (6) hours. they're on season 2 of a present i've by no means heard of....
— Becca O'Neal 🍒 (@becca_oneal) March 29, 2022
Remembering that point in eighth grade once I wrote a letter to Roald Dahl telling him he was one among my favourite authors and acquired a very nice letter again from his publishing firm informing me Roald Dahl has been useless since earlier than I used to be born
— Dani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan) March 31, 2022
My poisonous trait is I genuinely assume I may stroll as much as a lion and they might sense my great vibes and never assault me
— astro bully angie (@teaxtarot) March 26, 2022
“I acquired some offensive jokes, I hope will smith isn’t right here” - each arise comedian at each comedy membership for the remainder of our lives most likely
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) March 28, 2022
one among my college students introduced again his report card immediately signed “MOMMY” 😭
— SINA SNOW (@yungk0ala) March 30, 2022
me: the netflix algorithm would not know me in any respect
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) March 31, 2022
netflix: here's a japanese actuality present about very very younger kids being despatched on formidable solo errands pic.twitter.com/eTgzJgIcJ4
Taking part in “Is it cake?” across the residence. My belongings are ruined. My husband’s within the hospital. Nothing is cake. What have I completed?!
— Taylor Cox (@ImTaylorCox) March 30, 2022
if ur alarm is “by the seaside” you might be one unserious mf 😭
— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) March 27, 2022
Docs shall be like “if you need one thing candy, attempt fruit!” The stuff sweet is predicated on??? I’ll follow the sweet. The fruit deluxe if you'll
— Caitlin (@caithuls) March 28, 2022
I shit you not a lady is watching Shrek subsequent me on the tube loudly from her telephone and I appeared over at it and he or she turned her telephone so I may additionally watch Shrek
— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 29, 2022
Essentially the most reasonable Harry Potter storyline is the one the place he can’t deal with that his girlfriend cries lots
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 31, 2022
one of the best factor about Heathers is that it takes place on the earth the place the preferred women at school all gown like 46-year-old realtors getting their groove again after Dennis walked out pic.twitter.com/tuBeYKivtB
— your pal, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) March 31, 2022
Me, my complete life: [takes hours to complete something that should take 30 minutes]
— Sarah Hollowell 🐋 (@sarahhollowell) March 29, 2022
Me, nearly on daily basis: I ought to have the ability to do a number of days of labor tomorrow so it is effective to take a break immediately.
i be arising with the wildest excuses to procrastinate, mind like ‘my core temp isn’t excessive sufficient to reply that e mail, gotta take a bathe’
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) March 28, 2022
8 years in the past, a unsuitable quantity texted me and we simply performed alongside. We met as much as seize a drink and fell in love. After relationship for two years, we moved in collectively. Sooner or later, I got here dwelling to a phenomenal bouquet of flowers and him on the mattress fucking my Pilates teacher. This is not us. pic.twitter.com/IhFvVBlsjK
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 26, 2022
“It’s the thought that counts” I say to myself as I push the lettuce I simply purchased to the again of the fridge
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) March 28, 2022
I simply mentioned of a toddler who saved observing us: “she’s simply jealous trigger she’s single”
— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) March 29, 2022
A lady actually tatted my brother’s title on her breast. Somebody that may’t do addition with out his fingers. Bro.
— E Cash. (@Theblackestcvke) March 29, 2022
I by chance knocked my consumer's glasses off his face, so I gasped and mentioned "Superman?!" however he did not snort
— That Pesky Aubrie (@AubriePesky) March 31, 2022
I closed tonight with all my black coworkers and forgot my one white coworker so when i mentioned “Bye y’all, keep black” after which i checked out her and he or she mentioned “I’ll attempt my finest”
— store @slaybyjanay for hair (@selfiegoddesss) March 30, 2022
LMFAOOOO
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