The women of Twitter by no means fail to brighten our day with their good and succinct wit. Every week, HuffPost Ladies rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll by this week’s nice tweets from girls beneath, then go to our “Funniest Tweets From Ladies” web page for previous roundups.
At what age are you able to go to dwelling with out getting in bother, as a result of it’s not 29.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) March 9, 2022
Is that the title pic.twitter.com/Y3SzA2gVVW
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) March 10, 2022
my bf was like “typically you act like sherlock holmes however with out the genius. such as you’re all the time making bizarre observations however they’re inaccurate.”
— dana dangerous (@baddanadanabad) March 7, 2022
School excursions are bizarre. Like why are they strolling by the library watching me combat for my life
— TuckKnees (@itstennis_) March 7, 2022
Hollywood cannot determine whether or not 30 is when life ends or highschool begins
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) March 7, 2022
one factor i’ve realized about speaking higher is folks hate it
— i may be your lengthy misplaced pal (@PallaviGunalan) March 9, 2022
I noticed I used to be lacking an airpod on the way in which dwelling so I began retracing my steps on the lookout for it and let me let you know there are extra single cloves of garlic laying across the streets of Brooklyn than you may suppose
— G. L. DiVittorio (@gldivittorio) March 8, 2022
When gasoline was $1.65 I used to drive round to “clear my thoughts” .. now!? These ideas residing with me.
— Diane (@dianenotdiana) March 8, 2022
sorry i didn’t reply to your electronic mail! i didn't wish to
— rax ‘skifree monster fetishist’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) March 10, 2022
“you have been searched 43 occasions on Linkedin this week” okay so the place’s my job
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) March 7, 2022
i swear, yet one more of those advertisements and i would simply deal with myself 💅🏼 pic.twitter.com/LwOCqUenrs
— Claire McDonald (@DameMcDonald) March 7, 2022
there’s one thing so weak about strolling into somebody’s toilet and encountering their squatty potty
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) March 6, 2022
My grandma's overview of Batman: it was "very loud" however "Batman managed a number of issues"
— 𝗸𝗶𝘄𝗶 ❤️🔥🌵🪐 (@kiwehhh) March 9, 2022
U dont really must fold a fitted sheet that effectively u can all cease worrying
— Blair Socci (@blairsocci) March 8, 2022
each single day round 5:30 my canine does this till i feed her at 6 pic.twitter.com/nPStEJgNaf
— helen (@helen) March 6, 2022
Ought to I stand up within the subsequent couple minutes? Or ought to I keep in mattress for the whole thing of the remainder of my life? -Me, each morning.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 5, 2022
Simply crammed up my tank and I’ve really determined to place my automobile in impartial, open the door and use my ft just like the flinstones
— fullsnackdeveloper.eth 🇭🇹 (@notdanilu) March 8, 2022
me sitting within the theater ready for the batman to start out pic.twitter.com/86k9PVwscV
— goth mcstuffins 🕸 (@washedupseahag) March 5, 2022
boyfriends take photos of you such as you did one thing terrible to them
— hillary (dick snickers) (@smithsara79) March 10, 2022
I’m getting previous im beginning to discuss to folks on speaker cellphone 😂
— KaylaBae💋 (@trulykaykay) March 6, 2022
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