Stephen Colbert is attempting to resolve the most important thriller in politics proper now: Which Republican is main the cocaine-fueled orgies?
Final week, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-N.C.) claimed he was invited to orgies by leaders he “seemed as much as via my life,” who additionally did cocaine in entrance of him.
“Given the common age of the GOP, I assume they’re snorting Boniva,” Colbert cracked, then did an impression: “WHEW! My femur is more durable than a diamond! I’ll filibuster something that strikes!”
Different GOP lawmakers are ticked off in regards to the allegation. However Colbert desires solutions.
Earlier this week, he guessed Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) was the ringleader and shared an unforgettable mockup of the 88-year-old in leather-based and carrying a whip, which he captioned as: “Chuck Grassley’s Ass Jamboree.”
Grassley hasn’t denied it, which Colbert jokingly took as proof for his idea.
Right here’s extra from his Wednesday evening monologue:
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